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ZOMG. Meme! YAY. It was fun. I needed to take a day off and have art-fun hahah. I'll get to work on commissions now.
I JUST FIGURED I SHOULD DO THIS BEFORE ME3 comes out. I was thinking of doing the "massive Mass effect 2 Meme" but this one seemed a lot more....realistic to do, seeing as it has like 13 or so questions instead of like 60.
Anyways.
1. My Shepards. I don't care about Tarquin anymore. He's a pussy. Sheep shepard is a bitch badass who will carries men on her back.
2.I KNOW they're bringing Garrus back. I saw it in the news. The rest are all guesses. I'm almost positive Mordin will be gone because....He's really OLD. *Sob* But those wrinkles are what makes him adorable. I hope Wrex comes back. He's good at not being a fag and he doesn't afraid of anything.
3. I would LOVE for them to brink Kirrahe back. In ME1 he mentioned that he'd like to work with Shepard again in the future, and all throughout ME2 we were looking for him XD. If not Kirrahe, then a new salarian (I shamelessly inserted an OC) And yeah...a turian who's NOT garrus would be nice. I mean, he's okay, but there's a lot of turians out there who would freshen the air. (I miss Nihlus D8) And I've mentioned before that I'd love to see a batarian squadmate.
4.Every species that isn't a squadmate should be a crew member XD. I want my ship to be FULL of aliens. Can you tell yet that I love aliens? I've got my standard Volus and Hanar, and then a rugged, Masculine, Veteran asari as the gruff yet maternal cook, an effeminate male quarian as the engineer, a bearded Elcor as the requisitions....and I love Chakwas (she's hotter than Miranda) so she can stay.
5. .... Ahem. If that was a DLC option, I would buy it in a second. By the way, I love salarians. CAN YOU TELL?
6. HHURHUR. Shepard will save the universe and Mordin will realize he just can't live without her! CAN YOU TELL I LOVE SALARIANS?
7. IF THERE ARE NO FEMALES IN ME3 I WILL SHIT BLOOD. C'mon bioware, we want genetic diversity! ALSO: Hair! Hair! Kidnap some Japanese programmers and get them to do the hair mesh for you! Gaw If there's one complaint I have about ME it's the HAIIRR.
8. You know those japanese programmers you kidnapped to do the hair mesh? Get them to design some of the outfits. Take some notes from Soul Caliber2 and design alternate outfits that feel like ALTERNATE outfits.
9. YAY. Apparently you get to go to the SALARIAN FUCKING HOMEWORLD OMG. I'LL NEVER LEAVE. HHEEEH. Also: I would love to visit some other colonies. Places that are populated, and have sidequests and cities and shops and STUFF. Like Illium but....more of them. *hooope*
10. I feel kind of bad not listing a female voice actor in here, but they've already used Cree Summers in ME1, and the only other one I can think of is the voice for FemShep hahah. Ah well. The guys I listed there are genius, and if you don't know who they are, then..... carry on. but they ARE sweet.
11. .....
12. Honestly, Salarians would make SWEET dancers. Plus if you combine sexy aliens with a sexy dance style, you get: EXTRA SEXY. CAN YOU TELL I LOVE SALARIANS?
13. Well I hate cerberus (And the alliance doesn't do anything for me either) So even though the council was just a bunch of dicks, I'd probably ally myself with them just 'cause I'm an alien whore XD. Stare Deeply into the salarian councilors DEAD eyes. *shudders*
14. There's just....something about the way his teeth were rendered that is So GROSS. I just can't even look at his face. D8. And it's sad because he came THIS close to being a hot character. THIS CLOSE. but not quite.
15. I think a batarian romance could be hot XD. IF they give them nice muscular bodies. Otherwise, ew. And yeah...MAN ON MAN please! XD. The odds are pretty low but damn it would be sweet. And ehhh...heheeh *cough* salarianromancewouldbeawesomeeventhoughit'simpossible
16. Luckily, I'm pretty sure my question WILL be answered!

For anybody who is interested, you can find the blank meme here: [link]
...rated for that one nipple shot.
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:icongingybuns:
GingyBuns Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014
wait do you like salarians or something?

Lol
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ResidualRose Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013
I for one, hope to see a badass one-eyed Asari ex-pirate (Batarian, Vorcha or Krogan father?) as the ship's cook in ME4. Would be awesome, especially if she goes on about a lost treasure hidden on a planet somewhere, and keeps referring to you as "Jim, m'boy" regardless of your actual name/gender...also, use of "Arrr" and a generally Bristol port-accent.
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Gyarretto7 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
What exactly do you have against Jacob? I'll admit, he's not my favorite character, or even ONE of my favorite characters, but he's not a bad/dislikable character.... at least I don't feel like he is anyway.
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LassieCrumby Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahahah I dunno.....At the time, while playing the game, I just found all his comments and dialogue very annoying to listen to. His personality was extremely bland, and considering that he was supposed to be the leading male romance interest, my disappointment grew to extreme dislike. Plus they way they modeled his head was very strange looking.....and his teeth seemed to glow
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Gyarretto7 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Not the most interesting character, no....

I never really found any reason to find him unlikable though. My fem-shep was a lesbian, so I guess I never paid him any mind. 

Anyway, I found the annoying one to be Miranda. Sure, she's got a sweet ass, but she's bratty, arrogant, and despite saying at the beginning that "we didn't bring you back to second guess your decisions", she does nothing BUT second guess most of your decisions the entire game.
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FeatheredPhoto Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thane D': ....
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:iconmeurns28:
meurns28 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Still one of my favorites even if not everything here came to fruition in the game.
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:iconxdemonicfirex:
XDemonicFireX Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
Yes to the more females thing. Why didn't it happen?!

And how can you not bromance the life out of Garrus?!
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:iconomegaavatar:
OmegaAvatar Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i absolutely love your your facial expressions.
Owen
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:icondutchkat:
Dutchkat Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
How come I never faaaaaaved this!?!!?!?
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NickolieShepard Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Jacob getting punched ....cant stop laughing
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LilMegFish Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
YES! I'm glad I'm not the only one who was looking for some femShep and Mordin action! I totally had a school girl crush on that guy, "Oh, professor! Let's conduct our own human/Salarian fertility experiments . . . for SCIENCE!"
:iconimpervyplz:
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Desona Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha no words to describe how much I love this, so comical!!! Salarian Dance crew! ahahaha!
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:iconkasafusutan:
Kasafusutan Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I NEED THAT SALARIAN DANCE CREW *Q*
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:iconresidenteddy:
ResidentEddy Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Elcor's mouth
:iconicwhatudidthereplz:
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:iconlassiecrumby:
LassieCrumby Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm quite surprised by how few people noticed that. Nyehheheheh.
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:iconresidenteddy:
ResidentEddy Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Subtlety is the key~
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RadioactiveSpine Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Student Writer
Kinda wished they let YOU design the game now
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:iconsedge:
sedge Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Student General Artist
I just... can't stop looking at the Elcor's mouth.

Why is this.

(You know what you did.)
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:iconlassiecrumby:
LassieCrumby Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I DID NOTHING. YOU CAN'T PROVE IT.
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sedge Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Student General Artist
That poor Elcor probably can't go outside without people giggling, all because of you! Truly you are a cruel and vengeful god! D:
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Stealangelkurumi Featured By Owner May 15, 2012
I laughed so much xD
At least you could pick a look at the salarian home world~
It really NEED females though... -.-
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katarthis Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You ARE awesome.

Now that the game has come out, how much of your meme applied? :)

And do you still think it awesome? I've heard a few complaints about the end of the game.

k
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LassieCrumby Featured By Owner May 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So far?
........none of my meme has applied. Bioware didn't listen to me
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WeirdoQueen Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012
MORDIN LOVERS UNITE
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KiyoshiAka Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
nice :3
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NamelessManic Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012
Agreed the universe need more than one species with hair.

Get to see a krogan female, partial win. And the Salarian home world, how was that for a dream come true?
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LassieCrumby Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Salarian homeoworld was so disappointing for me o_o
I just........where is the free-roaming? WHERE IS IT?
Where are the citizens walking around....the shopkeepers, the exploration into their society beyond the military science? WHERE.
I am disappoint. Wah.
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NamelessManic Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
... ^^; damn your right, let down.
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ilikeshinyobjects Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
pew pew pew

HOW ARE WE EVER GOING TO WIN

there better be female turians and female everyalien and there BETTER BE SEX SCENES WITH GARRUS, GDI. A HEADBUMP, NO MATTER HOW ADORABLE, DOES NOT SATE MY LUST FOR THAT MAN.
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:iconshianne:
Shianne Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012
The Salarian home world is Aztec-y and awesome. It's in the demo! Along with the female Krogan. This game will have everything! 5 more days.
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:iconroiahku:
Roiahku Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg this is the best meme i've ever laid eyes upon. I agree with like everything.
...
omg i want that ship psychiatrist so bad xD xD
thank you
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Icewind136 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Student General Artist
More female aliens? YES.
Salarian dance squad? TWO THUMBS UP. (It would so work!)
M/M romance options? TWO THOUSAND THUMBS UP.
I sat here pretending to shoot a cannon of approval at my screen. Yes, that is what I sometimes do with my time.
I also would like a Salarian romance, but it won't happen so whatever. But you know what has been confirmed?
(It's the m/m romance!)
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C-Puff Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Professional Filmographer
I want to do this... but it seems you've answered all of these the same way i would and with better art :stare:
I can't express my love for you enough for all the Salarian sluts in this :love:

Artist's Comment is TL;DR but I shall read it tomorrow when it's not midnight any more :D

Please draw more Salarians.... *isn't creepy at all*
:iconshewantsyouplz:
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LassieCrumby Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD there's more in my gallery, and more to come. Those guys are way way too much fun to draw.
Glad you like it :D
I'm working on the massive ME2 meme....but it's SO huge hahah. I wanna finish it before ME3 comes out though XD
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C-Puff Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Professional Filmographer
Oh! I wanna see that! XD My stupid tablet needs to get fixed so I can do fun things like this too! @___@
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RinLovesOne Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love this, also I love salarians as well~!!

AMAZING ART WORK btw >:{D

ME GUSTA~!!
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:iconmonalovely:
MonaLovely Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2011
YES. SOMEONE WHO SHARES MY SALARIAN OBSESSION.

:glomp:
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:iconlassiecrumby:
LassieCrumby Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconrlyplz: my new friend?
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:iconmonalovely:
MonaLovely Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2011
Sorry if I kind of, uh, fav-spammed your gallery, just....you're so amazing! And...so many salarians....:3 :3 :3
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:iconmonalovely:
MonaLovely Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2011
:glomp: NEW FRIEND! :3
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brittybritt16 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011
I loooove aliens D:

I want some salarians for romance options...and more turians...and drell :I

Good Sweet Jesus could anyone imagine how hot a salarian romance option would be? :iconicameplz:
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:iconlassiecrumby:
LassieCrumby Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SO HOT.
I don't care if it's beyond their physiology. IT'S STILL HOT.
And I also REALLY want a batarian romance option, JUST TO SEE HOW THEY'D PULL IT OFF!
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brittybritt16 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011
I know, I wish there was some salarian-hormone injections!

I would LOVE some batarian action!! Although they don't like other beings with less than four eyes and four noses :/ The batarian romance would probably be as unromantic as possibly possible but a part of me doesn't care!

Xenophilia ftw XD
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AkatsukiChild Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011
I wanna sex salaraians, krogans, elcors :XD:, batarians, hanars :XD:, volus :XD: and any other sapien alien NAOW! :iconicameplz: I am a crazy xenophile... :|
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LassieCrumby Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
..........:iconmegustaplz: That makes me moist.
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AkatsukiChild Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2011
Mwahaha! :iconisupercameplz:
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KirbBrimstone Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011
i like Jacob.
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:iconxanthoc:
Xanthoc Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Female Aliens Please! And how about a Quarian with no helmet!
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:iconlassiecrumby:
LassieCrumby Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, somewhere in my gallery there's a commissioned concept of one! I'm not gonna link to it 'cause I'd feel like a showoffy tard, but you can go look for it if you want XD.
I hear there's been a female krogan confirmed. I have a feeling there's definitely gonna be females in this game. the fan outcry is WAY too loud....bioware loves it's fans, and won't hold out on them XD.
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